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Are you ready, kids?

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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I can't hear you.

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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♪ Ooh! ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪

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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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♪ SpongeBob
Squarepants! ♪

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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪

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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants!♪Ready?

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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪

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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪

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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪

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♪ SpongeBob Squarepants! ♪

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Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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and NICKELODEON

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Time for boating school!

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Let it rip, Gary.

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Ah...

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Ta-da!

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Not bad, partner in crime.

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The toasts could have been
a little darker, though.

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See you later.

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Hey, SpongeBob, want
to go jelly fishing?

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Sorry, Patrick, I can't.
I have school today.

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What am I supposed to do all day
while you're at school?

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I don't know. What do you
normally do when I'm gone?

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Wait for you to get back.

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Wait a second, Patrick.

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Why don't you come
to school with me?

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Hey, that's a great idea.

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You and me in school together
as classmates.

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Think about it!

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Wow.

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Brace yourself, Patrick.

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I'm about to introduce you

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to the greatest academic
thrill ride of your lifetime.

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I have no line.

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Behold, Patrick,
the hallway of learning.

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And here's the fountain
of learning.

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And these are the lockers
of learning.

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And these are the stairs
of learning, right?

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No, they're just the stairs.

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Theseare the stairs of learning.

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Where's everyone?

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I don't know.
Home probably.

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Class doesn't
start till 9:00.

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6:20?

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But I thought
you said you were late.

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Late for being early.

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Hey!

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When'll you start
wearing a watch?

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And now for the room
with the most class:

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the classroom.

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Huh?!

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And here's the chalkboard.

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It's the ladle
that helps us drink

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from the fountain of knowledge.

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Oh!

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And those drinks
are recorded here

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on the Good Noodles Board.

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Huh? Oh, sorry.

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Attendance.

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Penmanship.

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Basic Desk Sanitation.

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Advanced Desk Sanitation.

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I'll add your name

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so you can start collecting
good noodle stars, too.

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There you are.

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Look at all the stars you have.

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I'll never be that good.

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Oh, now, Patrick

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I'm just like everyone else

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no matter how many stars I have.

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Ahem!

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Seventy-four.

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Who said that?

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Was it him?

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I doubt it.

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That's Roger,
our class science project.

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What does he teach us?

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The greatest lesson of all:
the precious value of life.

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You see, Patrick, Roger Shell
represents the fragile line

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between life and death
when behind the wheel of a boat.

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This lightbulb
represents knowledge.

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And without its energy
and warmth

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within minutes, Roger would die.

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Life, death!
Life, death!
Life, death!

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Life, death!
Life, death!

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Patrick!

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Sorry.

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The best part of being early is

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you get to sit close
to the teacher.

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Think you can handle
the second chair?

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I'm waiting!

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This is gonna be great!

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Hello, class.

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My name is Mrs. Puff.

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And the only reason I say that
is because I see we have

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a new student.

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Young man, why
don't you stand up

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and introduce yourself.

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Who's the fat kid talking to?

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You, Patrick;
she's the teacher.

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Oh.

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Come on, now,
tell the class your name.

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Don't be nervous.

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Uh... Duh...

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We just want to know your name.

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Duh... Duh...

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Duh...

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Duh!

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Twenty-four.

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Oh, great, another genius.

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Why are they laughing?

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I guess it's just in the timing.

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Oh.

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Today's first lesson
will be on "Turning."

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Twenty-four.

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Hey, Patrick.

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What?

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I thought of something
funnier than 24.

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Let me hear it.

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Twenty-five.

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That's enough!

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Young man, this
is your first day

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so I'll let you
off with a warning.

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As for you, SpongeBob

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I expect more
from a good noodle.

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Pay attention.

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Yes, Mrs. Puff.

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Now, then, "Turning":

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what every driver should know.

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When you are turning

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it is important
to signal at least...

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"Big Fat Meanie"?!

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Patrick, you can't do that!

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She's the teacher.

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What about the teacher?

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What...

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As if I really look like this!

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SpongeBob, I believe you know

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the punishment
for two classroom disruptions.

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No.

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I'm sorry, SpongeBob

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but if one wishes
to bea good noodle

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one must behave
like a good noodle.

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I'm a good noodle!

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I'm a good noodle!

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You'll get this star
back when you earn it.

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Nooo!

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No! No! No!

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No! No! No! No! No!

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No! No!

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Mrs. Puff,
is it nap time?

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SpongeBob, I've had enough
of your nonsense.

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Now collect your things

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and move to the available desk

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in the back of the room!

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But... me? But why?

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Because the Big Fat Meanie
said so.

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Now go!

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Thanks a lot, Patrick.

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Sure thing, buddy.

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Oh, I guess I could be
a good noodle from back here.

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Now, as I was saying,
when turning left, you must...

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It's so hard to hear.

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What kind of student
sits back here anyway?

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Where am I?

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Psst! SpongeBob.

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Just ignore him, SpongeBob.

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Psst!

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SpongeBob, over here.

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Whatever you do,
don't look at him.

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Psst! SpongeBob.

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Psst!

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SpongeBob!

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SpongeBob?

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SpongeBob!

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SpongeBob.

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Psst!

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Over here.

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I'm trying to tell
you something.

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Something important.

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What?!

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Hi.

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Hi!

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Perhaps this would be
a good time for recess.

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Hey, buddy.

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Funny stuff in there.

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Funny stuff.

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There is nothing funny about
what you did in there, Patrick.

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You got me in trouble.

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You got me moved
to the back of the room!

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You caused me one
of my good noodle stars!

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Who cares about a stupid star?

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Gee, Patrick, it seems like

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you would care a lot
about stupid stars

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considering you areone.

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I'll deal with you after class.

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It isafter class.

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

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Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!

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I don't see anyone
fighting, do you?

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They're talking about us.

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We're fighting.

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I don't mind if I do.

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Fight! Fight! Fight...

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This is embarrassing.

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What's going on here?

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Well?

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SpongeBob and I were fighting.

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Fighting?

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Well, I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...

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SpongeBob Squarepants, I hereby
sentence you and your friend

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to detention.

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Detention?

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May Neptune have mercy
on your soul.

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In one day I've gone from
good noodle to bad egg.

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It's all stupid Patrick's fault.

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I hate you, Patrick.

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I hate you more.

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Well, I'd hate you
no matter what.

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Yeah? Well I'd hate you
even if I didn't hate you.

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I'd hate you
even if that made sense.

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I'd hate you
even if you were me.

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That's how much I hate you.

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I'd hate you if even, uh...

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mm...

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I'd hate you even
if the lightbulb

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keeping Roger alive went out.

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I'm sorry I called you
a stupid star!

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I'm sorry I got you in trouble

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and got you moved
to the back of class

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and got your good
noodle star removed

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and shot spitballs...

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I'm sorry
your apology is so long.

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Me too. Let's save Roger!

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I'll keep him warm

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and you get a lightbulb
from the supply closet.

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Lightbulb.

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But why does it have
to be so far away?

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I'm coming, SpongeBob!

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Oh, where's Patrick?

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Oh, forget it.

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I've got to go
find Roger some warmth.

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The lightbulb!

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Without its warmth,
Roger will die.

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Roger!

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Without him

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the lightbulb will have
nothing to warm.

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We did it, Patrick.

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We saved Roger's life.

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Good job, boys.

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I saw the whole thing

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from behind
my one-way chalkboard

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and I couldn't be happier
with your teamwork.

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I've decided to give
you each one gold star.

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Although, I'm not sure
what saving an egg

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has to do with boating school.

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Boating school?

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I thought this
was Spanish class.

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See you, SpongeBob.

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See you, Big Fat Meanie.

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Hey, what'd I miss?

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Uh...

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What do you like better?

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The coral bits
or the nacho oyster skins?

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I like neither.

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00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:39,758
Can I take your order?

274
00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:41,022
How about the barnacle rings?

275
00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:42,517
Are they any good?

276
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,275
No. What will you have?

277
00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:46,186
Well, uh, what's your vote
on the kelp...

278
00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:48,896
Sir, let's just get
this out of the way.

279
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,724
I hate everything on the menu.

280
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,586
Now what do you want?

281
00:12:52,862 --> 00:12:54,103
Psst. Try
the coral bits.

282
00:12:54,344 --> 00:12:55,724
Uh, I'll try the coral bits.

283
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,586
That'll be one dollar.

284
00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:03,034
What's going on?

285
00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:05,103
Something stupid, I'm sure.

286
00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:10,344
Yippee!

287
00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:22,758
Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha! Whoo!

288
00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:25,448
See? I told you.

289
00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:27,655
What's wrong
with Mr. Krabs?

290
00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:31,448
Nothing, lad.

291
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,379
Do you know what this is?

292
00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,344
A very dirty dollar?

293
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:40,137
No! This is my one millionth
dollar earned.

294
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:44,758
Every Krab's goal in life
is to make a million dollars

295
00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:46,620
and now I got mine.

296
00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:48,413
Congratulations, sir.

297
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:52,793
You have just given me
my one millionth dollar.

298
00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,241
Great.

299
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:55,896
What do I win?

300
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,206
Nothing.

301
00:13:57,482 --> 00:13:58,482
Now get out.

302
00:13:58,655 --> 00:13:59,758
What?

303
00:13:59,862 --> 00:14:01,000
Get out!

304
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,724
Everybody get out!

305
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,413
You're spoiling my moment.

306
00:14:04,689 --> 00:14:07,000
My millionth dollar.

307
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:08,758
Congratulations,
Mr. Krabs.

308
00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:10,862
Congratulate yourselves, lads.

309
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,758
A captain's nothing
without his loyal crew.

310
00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:15,758
I mean, a crew like you
comes along

311
00:14:16,034 --> 00:14:17,931
maybe once in a lifetime.

312
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,827
And to reward you for helping me

313
00:14:20,137 --> 00:14:21,551
make my millionth dollar

314
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,413
I'm taking you on a trip.

315
00:14:23,689 --> 00:14:25,000
Wow! A trip!

316
00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:26,758
I can't believe
it, Mr. Krabs.

317
00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:28,827
Where are we going,
Fancy Spring?

318
00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:29,931
No.

319
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,413
Pamper Island?

320
00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:33,241
Try again.

321
00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:35,551
Oh, oh, oh!
Bikini Bottom
Folk Village.

322
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:36,862
Better than that.

323
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,034
Clam fishing?

324
00:14:39,448 --> 00:14:42,137
This is the reward we get
for all our hard work?

325
00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:44,137
Fishing for stinky clams

326
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,793
in a smelly old boat
on a filthy lagoon?

327
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:48,448
You call this fun?

328
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:50,275
Aw, come on now, Squidward

329
00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:52,896
three fellas at sea
with nothing to do

330
00:14:53,172 --> 00:14:55,068
but throw their lines
in the water

331
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:57,896
catch a few clams
and then throw them back.

332
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,206
Don't you think that's fun?

333
00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:02,206
No.

334
00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:04,551
And to think I could be wearing
a powdered wig right now.

335
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:07,965
Hey, Squidward,
you want me to
cast out over here

336
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:09,241
so you can watch me?

337
00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:10,935
How about you
cast out over there

338
00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:12,413
so I can ignore you.

339
00:15:12,655 --> 00:15:13,827
Okay.

340
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,586
Hey, watch where
you're swinging that...

341
00:15:23,862 --> 00:15:24,965
SpongeBob

342
00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:26,620
be careful with...

343
00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:32,586
Okay, I've had enough.

344
00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:37,206
Oh, Squidward,
you got to lighten up.

345
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:39,482
Sure, the lad's a bit overeager

346
00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:40,896
but you've got to learn

347
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:42,344
to roll with the punches.

348
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,448
Go with the flow.

349
00:15:44,551 --> 00:15:46,758
And don't bring anything
on the boat

350
00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:48,586
that you ain't prepared to lose.

351
00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:51,827
Ooh! Ugh!

352
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:53,862
Me millionth dollar!

353
00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:55,344
SpongeBob

354
00:15:55,448 --> 00:15:57,517
wait!

355
00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:00,586
SpongeBob, you hooked
me millionth dollar

356
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,310
on the back swing.

357
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,137
Reel it in before I keelhaul ya.

358
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:07,965
Oh, no.

359
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,620
SpongeBob, quick, reel it in!

360
00:16:09,862 --> 00:16:11,413
Can't you hear the music?

361
00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:13,137
That's a 4/4 string
ostinato in D minor.

362
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:15,034
Every sailor knows
that means death.

363
00:16:15,344 --> 00:16:16,624
Reel it in before it's too late.

364
00:16:16,827 --> 00:16:18,172
Hurry, SpongeBob!

365
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:20,206
The music's getting faster!

366
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:23,034
There you are,
you stinking bilge rats!

367
00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:26,586
Stop playing that music!

368
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,551
Stop it, please!

369
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,344
I'm begging you.

370
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,517
Come on, honey.
You can make it!

371
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:34,103
Swim faster!

372
00:16:34,379 --> 00:16:35,793
Come to me, baby!

373
00:16:36,068 --> 00:16:37,551
Come on back!

374
00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:39,620
Hurry, SpongeBob!

375
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,379
Here she comes.

376
00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:43,034
Oh, please, please,
please, please.

377
00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:44,137
Please, please, please.

378
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:45,379
She made it!

379
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:46,724
Yeah!

380
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,551
Oh, oh! Oh, ho-ho!

381
00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:51,896
For a second or two,
I thought she was a goner.

382
00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:12,137
So, some trip, hey, Mr. Krabs?

383
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,275
Oh, Squidward

384
00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:16,482
you're never going
to believe it.

385
00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:21,862
A giant blue-lipped clam
ate me millionth dollar!

386
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:26,206
I lost me dollar

387
00:17:26,448 --> 00:17:28,344
and I'll never get it back.

388
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,206
Never, never, never, never.

389
00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:32,758
I've never seen Mr. Krabs
so broken up.

390
00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:36,379
Oh, please.

391
00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:37,896
He's such a drama queen.

392
00:17:38,172 --> 00:17:39,172
Come on,
Mr. Krabs.

393
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,275
Drop the act.

394
00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:45,206
Mr. Krabs, it's
just a stupid dollar.

395
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,448
For Pete's sake,
Mr. Krabs

396
00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:50,931
suck it up!

397
00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:55,724
Mr. Krabs.

398
00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:58,517
Mr. Krabs.

399
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:02,068
Okay, okay,
Mr. Krabs.

400
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:04,758
We'll help you get
your dollar back.

401
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:06,655
You will?

402
00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:07,793
Great!

403
00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:09,379
Wait right here.

404
00:18:12,344 --> 00:18:16,310
Here's where clam fishing
gets serious.

405
00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:18,586
Okay, you boys man
the fishing poles.

406
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,793
And I'll keep me eyes peeled
for Old Blue Lip.

407
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,586
Aye-aye, Captain.

408
00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:27,068
And remember, we don't leave
until we catch that clam

409
00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:30,275
and rescue me dollar.

410
00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:39,862
That's it.

411
00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:41,448
I'm finished.

412
00:18:41,724 --> 00:18:43,103
We've been here for three days

413
00:18:43,344 --> 00:18:44,689
and haven't gotten a nibble.

414
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,551
This is hopeless!

415
00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:49,448
Yeah. And I've got to get home
to feed Gary.

416
00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:53,413
We're going to die out here

417
00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:56,275
just because a clam ate
Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar.

418
00:18:56,517 --> 00:18:59,000
Well, if he wants
his dollar back

419
00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:01,310
I say we give it to him.

420
00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:02,517
Know what I mean?

421
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:03,862
Huh? Huh? Huh?

422
00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:05,310
Oh, I get you.

423
00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:09,758
Mr. Krabs,
Mr. Krabs.

424
00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:11,793
Look what we got!

425
00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:13,862
Oh, could it be?

426
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,896
Me millionth dollar!

427
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:29,068
Whoa.

428
00:19:29,344 --> 00:19:30,379
Wait a minute.

429
00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:36,206
This isn't me millionth dollar.

430
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:38,103
This is an ordinary dollar

431
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:39,655
that's been crumpled up

432
00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:41,931
torn slightly,
soaked in the lagoon

433
00:19:42,379 --> 00:19:45,517
and kissed with Coral Blue
Number Two Semi-gloss Lipstick.

434
00:19:45,862 --> 00:19:48,137
Actually, it's Coral Blue
Number Three.

435
00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:51,758
I trusted you,
and you gave me this!

436
00:19:52,034 --> 00:19:53,689
I can't believe

437
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,241
me own crew would betray me
like this.

438
00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:01,448
No. Uh-uh.

439
00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:05,034
No. We will not
be swayed by
tears anymore.

440
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:07,034
I see.

441
00:20:07,137 --> 00:20:10,206
Then I guess I have no choice
but to offer a reward.

442
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,724
You're kidding?

443
00:20:11,827 --> 00:20:13,148
Whoo! It isn't
another fishing trip?

444
00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,310
No.

445
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,586
It's this sandwich.

446
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,517
A sandwich?

447
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,620
You expect me to break my back

448
00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:25,137
over a sandwich?

449
00:20:25,379 --> 00:20:27,068
Not asandwich.

450
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,793
Thesandwich.

451
00:20:30,034 --> 00:20:31,172
Whatever.

452
00:20:31,275 --> 00:20:33,758
We've got plenty more to...

453
00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:37,620
eat.

454
00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:40,068
Now, I think
we understand each other.

455
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,827
Nobody eats

456
00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:44,586
until I get my millionth dollar
back.

457
00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:46,172
Uh, SpongeBob

458
00:20:46,482 --> 00:20:47,758
can I have a word with you?

459
00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:49,206
Have you noticed

460
00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:50,310
that Mr. Krabs
has gone

461
00:20:50,586 --> 00:20:51,758
completely insane?!

462
00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:53,172
What do you mean?

463
00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:54,310
Just look at him.

464
00:20:56,931 --> 00:20:58,941
Squidward, he's lost something
near and dear to him.

465
00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:00,379
Haven't you...?

466
00:21:00,482 --> 00:21:01,689
Look again.

467
00:21:05,862 --> 00:21:06,931
You're right.

468
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,275
How do we get out of here?

469
00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:10,068
If we're real quiet

470
00:21:10,448 --> 00:21:12,034
we can sneak over
to the lifeboat.

471
00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:13,344
Okay.

472
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:19,068
So, you thought you'd skip out

473
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:20,482
on old Krabs, did you?

474
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:22,241
Even after you promised
to help me.

475
00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:24,068
I know what you're thinking.

476
00:21:24,310 --> 00:21:25,510
"It's just a dumb old dollar."

477
00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:27,103
"Let's just leave the old man."

478
00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:28,379
"He won't notice."

479
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:33,896
Well, it's not going down
like that.

480
00:21:34,137 --> 00:21:35,724
There's only one use

481
00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:38,241
for a backstabbing crew
like you:

482
00:21:38,482 --> 00:21:40,931
live bait!

483
00:21:41,137 --> 00:21:42,275
You're crazy.

484
00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:44,379
If that clam didn't come before

485
00:21:44,482 --> 00:21:46,689
what makes you think
he'll come now?

486
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,586
Oh, he'll come.

487
00:21:55,517 --> 00:21:57,344
Mr. Krabs, listen.

488
00:21:57,448 --> 00:21:59,344
I work with SpongeBob
all day long

489
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,551
so I know what I'm talking about
when I say...

490
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:04,344
you are completely
out of your mind!

491
00:22:11,551 --> 00:22:14,103
Get us out of here!

492
00:22:14,379 --> 00:22:16,862
Come on, fresh meat!

493
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,724
Keep thrashing!

494
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
He likes it!

495
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,206
Come on, boy!

496
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:30,965
Closer...

497
00:22:31,206 --> 00:22:32,310
closer.

498
00:22:32,413 --> 00:22:33,448
Almost there.

499
00:22:35,172 --> 00:22:36,172
That's it!

500
00:22:39,931 --> 00:22:41,310
A-ha!

501
00:22:41,586 --> 00:22:43,310
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

502
00:22:43,413 --> 00:22:45,034
Look, boys!

503
00:22:45,310 --> 00:22:46,724
I finally got it!

504
00:22:46,827 --> 00:22:49,448
I finally got
me millionth dollar!

505
00:22:57,379 --> 00:22:59,413
Oh, poor Mr. Krabs.

506
00:22:59,517 --> 00:23:02,275
Gone forever out of our lives.

507
00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:04,827
Why couldn't it have been me?

508
00:23:04,931 --> 00:23:09,000
Yes. Why couldn't
it have been you?

509
00:23:10,793 --> 00:23:12,233
Why did he have to
go like this? Why?

510
00:23:12,482 --> 00:23:14,137
Why did he have to go like this

511
00:23:14,448 --> 00:23:16,379
and leave me tied to this idiot?

512
00:23:19,655 --> 00:23:21,413
Hello, boys!

513
00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:23,379
Mr. Krabs?

514
00:23:23,655 --> 00:23:25,448
Have you boys met...

515
00:23:25,551 --> 00:23:26,931
me millionth dollar?

516
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,206
Wow! How did you
get it back?

517
00:23:31,482 --> 00:23:32,862
It wasn't easy.

518
00:23:32,965 --> 00:23:34,379
Old Blue Lips is
quite the fighter

519
00:23:34,724 --> 00:23:37,448
so eventually,
we settled on a trade.

520
00:23:37,551 --> 00:23:38,551
What did you give him?

521
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:40,655
Nothing important.

522
00:23:44,344 --> 00:23:47,965
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